Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Me

Hopping on the trend a bit late, but self-roasting sounds like fun🙃

Drashti Shroff
2 min readMay 11, 2022
Image of myself eating food in a restaurant on my birthday, last year
There! Food, dark circles, self-obsession, and shameless eating. Picture from my birthday dinner clicked by my husband
  1. Disclaimer: I think I have a good sense of humor, but I actually don’t.
  2. I had a childhood without Harry Potter and my teens without Game of Thrones and YAY 🤩I am not dying of FOMO!
  3. I can be furious at you for one minute, and let it all go if you offer me tasty, junk food! Food is life
Fox Tv Eating GIF by Empire FOX — Find & Share on GIPHY

4. I never understood how a car works and the gearbox basically gives me nightmares😟

5. I am so boring that I could stand two feet away from you for 20 minutes and not utter a word 🥱

6. I enjoy spending time alone, but sometimes, I just think I am a loner 😔

7. Just because my English is so good, and cursing in English sounds sophisticated, doesn’t mean it’s cool Drashti, okay?

8. I adore and obsess with myself, but how annoying it is for others to want to use the mirror, but I wouldn’t move my fat ass from there 😏

9. Nothing can ever help me get rid of those damn dark circles —

Sydney Sweeney Self Care GIF by euphoria — Find & Share on GIPHY

10. I was hoping to finish this piece in 150 words, but I didn’t! (Told ya, I am lame sometimes 😆)

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